NANCY PELOSI INCLUDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

In the parallel universe in which political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning ways, found herself at the center of the scandal of epic proportions. It all began innocently enough, using a regime working day in Washington, D.C., but very little did